Step 1
The roast lands first
Our tuned AI spots the awkward layout, lonely wall, and suspiciously tiny rug—then delivers the truth with personality.
AI interior design, with teeth
Get roasted. Then get gorgeous.
Upload your room and get a savage-but-useful critique, an instant redesign, and a share-ready video—in about 30 seconds.
One free roast every week. No designer invoice attached.
AI verdict
“That rug isn’t grounding the room. It’s applying for witness protection.”
01
Playful, not cruel
We roast the decor—not the person living with it.
02
Useful after the punchline
Every drag comes with a concrete design fix.
03
Your photo, your choice
You decide whether the result stays private or gets shared.
The riot sequence
Thirty seconds from room shame to game plan.
No mood-board marathon. No vague “add warmth” advice. Just a fast, entertaining path from what’s off to what works.
Step 2
A glow-up you can see
Get an AI-generated redesign mockup that keeps your room recognizable while showing a sharper direction.
Step 3
Ready for the group chat
Turn the verdict and redesign into a short video card built to save, screenshot, and share.
Low-stakes pricing
Cheaper than the lamp we’ll tell you to replace.
Start free. Upgrade when every room—and every friend’s room—needs a verdict.
Weekly Roast
$0
For occasional decor reality checks.
- 1 complete roast each week
- AI design critique
- Redesign mockup
- Shareable video card
For serial rearrangers
Riot Unlimited
$4.99/month
Roast every angle until the room finally behaves.
- Unlimited roasts, subject to fair use
- Unlimited redesign mockups
- Voice roast options
- Share-ready video cards
- Furniture matches for the new look
Before you upload the evidence
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Your room has had it too easy
Give the group chat something to discuss.
Upload one photo. Get the honest verdict, the better version, and a clip worth sending to everyone who said your setup was “fine.”